Imposible thing

Ring!!! Ring!!!

A: Hello!

B: Happy birthday love!!!   What gift would you like?

A: ... mmm ...     ...mmm...   I know! Pass all exams!!!!

B: Sorry love, but I´m not a magician...  



                                        

Parting

Men: I remember when I saw the flash in your eye just as you arrived...

Woman: Why am I not surprised?

    ... SILENCE ...

Men: Sorry, I don´t want you to go yet... I´m learning how to cautiously rise.

Bilingualism

A: Hey men, i´m poor, can you help me?

B: Lo siento no le entiendo no hablo inglés.

A: No pasa nada, yo hablo español, puede usted ayudarme por favor.

B: EEEEERRRRRMMMMM,  Je suis désolé, je ne parle pas anglais.

Last scene

Open your eyes...Wake up! 

A knife in your hands. Blood, all around you. 

It must be a dream. Wake up!

Your favourite teacher of the CES laying next to you, dead. 

Why? Why did you do that? WAKE UP!

Now you feel good, the claps of your mates, your family...

The best scene you have ever done. Thank you teacher.

Disparities found in the examination.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      

 Not a problem! Is lightweight, easy to digest an especially nutritious.There are big bags for peeling. It has razed the ground.

An exam is like a big bags for peeling.

SWEET DREAM

Students at every moment were feeling more exhausted. They were leaving down into the chair, and their head were sorrowing more and more.

Teachers didn´t give the class stand, they needed to sit and at every moment their voice were losing forcefulness.

Newsflash, at C.E.S. Don Bosco has been a massive gas leak.

Drain potatoes.

I need a pound.

I am talking seriusly, my personality is strong and is ready.

A lifetime, looking for the popular acceptance and remain in power.

Milk snatcher, prices, production, employment and goverment. Private road, paper coin, interests and protection.

A lot of iron to make the most of her mind, that is, the life is a reciprocal deal.

Goodbye strong woman.

Pequeña inspiración

Escrituras por obligación
justo en este preciso momento
se nos abre la razón
a un nuevo entendimiento.
Sin contar con la más preciada opinión
y las mayores alegrias que
te brinda el corazón,
cuando haces las cosas con amor.
Sólo me cabe esperar
a que la inspiración
como reloj toque para saltar
¡un gozoso momento de inspiración!
Escribir estas palabras
no es lo que quiero
y que igual me dejan ver
el talento que llevo dentro.